The 'Quake' Gamer Purity Test

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NB: Apart from the questions 1->2b, all references to 'quake' mean any quake game

    1. Which of the following have you played / owned? (inc shareware & demos)
  1. Quake
  2. Quake 2
  3. Quake 3 Arena
  4. Doom
  5. Doom 2
  6. Wolfenstein 3D
  7. Spear Of Destiny (Wolf3D 2)
  8. Half-Life
  9. Heretic
  10. Heretic 2
  11. Duke Nukem 3D
  12. Thief: Dark Project
  13. Mortyr
  14. Hexen
  15. Hexen 2
  16. Unreal
  17. Unreal Tournment
  18. Sin
  19. Kingpin
  20. Dark Forces
  21. Jedi Knight (Dark Forces 2)
  22. The beta versions of any of the above?
  23. The alpha versions of any of the above?
    24.  
    2a. Which of the following mods have you played?
  24. Quakeworld (Quake)
  25. Killer Quake Patch (Quake)
  26. AirQuake (Quake)
  27. Team Fortress (Quake)
  28. Runequake (Quake)
  29. Team Fortress Classic (Half-Life)
  30. Counter-Strike (Half-Life)
  31. Action Half-Life (Half-Life)
  32. Frypatch (Quake 2)
  33. Deathtag (Quake 2)
  34. Mysteries Of The Sith (Jedi Knight)
  35. Wages Of Sin (Sin)
  36. Atomic Pak (Duke Nukem 3D)
  37. Plutonium Pak (Duke Nukem 3D)
    38.  
    2b. How many different mods have you played? (PICK ONLY ONE)
  38. none
  39. 1+
  40. 2+
  41. 5+
  42. 10+
  43. 25+
  44. 100+
  45. 250+
  46. 1000+
    47.  
    3. Have you ever done any of the following?(PICK ONLY ONE FROM EACH)
  47. Downloaded a custom map?
  48. Downloaded 25 custom maps?
  49. Downloaded 100 custom maps?
  50. Downloaded 500 custom maps?
  51. Downloaded 1000 or more custom maps?
    52.  
  52. Downloaded a custom player skin?
  53. Downloaded 25 custom player skins?
  54. Downloaded 100 custom player skins?
  55. Downloaded 500 custom player skins?
  56. Downloaded 1000 or more custom player skins?
    57.  
  57. Created a custom map?
  58. Created 5 or more custom maps?
    59.  
  59. Created a custom player skin?
  60. Created 5 or more custom player skins?
    61.  
    4. Have you ever...
  61. Written a mod?
  62. Written 3 or more mods?
  63. Written a quake game?
  64. Written several quake games?
  65. Learnt to code C from john carmack's code?
  66. ...and spotted all the bugs?
  67. ...and got john carmack to fix them?
    68.  
    5. Have you ever missed any of the following while playing quake?
  68. Meals?
  69. Work?
  70. Lectures?
  71. Deadlines?
  72. Drink?
  73. Friends?
  74. Relatives?
  75. Sex?
  76. Quake? :o)
  77. Breathing?
  78. A life?
    79.  
    6. The average hours spent playing per day? (PICK ONLY ONE)
  79. Less than 1
  80. 1+
  81. 2+
  82. 3+
  83. 5+
  84. 8+
  85. 10+
  86. 12+ :o)
    87.  
    7. Average monthly phonebill from playing quake online? (PICK ONLY ONE)
  87. Below $10 (UKP = 0->5)
  88. $10 or more? (UKP = 5+)
  89. $25 or more? (UKP = 15+)
  90. $50 or more? (UKP = 30+)
  91. $100 or more? (UKP = 60+)
  92. $250 or more? (UKP = 150+)
  93. $1000 or more? (UKP = 600+)
    94.  
    8. Your usual bandwidth used when playing quake: (PICK ONLY ONE)
  94. 14.4Kb/s or slower?
  95. 28.8Kb/s
  96. 33.6Kb/s
  97. 56.6Kb/s
  98. 64Kb/s
  99. 128Kb/s
  100. T1
  101. T3
  102. JANET or faster?
    103.  
    9. Your average frags per 10min game: (PICK ONLY THE NEAREST ONE)
  103. -20
  104. 0
  105. 5
  106. 10
  107. 25
  108. 100
    109.  
    10. When did u last play quake? (PICK ONLY ONE)
  109. Never?
  110. Ages ago?
  111. A month ago?
  112. A week ago?
  113. Half a week ago?
  114. A day or two ago?
  115. Yesterday?
  116. Today?
  117. In the last couple of hours?
  118. Whilst you are doing this test? :o)
    119.  
    11. Have you ever done the following:
  119. joined a clan?
  120. started a clan?
  121. been tog gun of a clan?
  122. been begged by a clan for you to join?
  123. been paid to play for a clan?
  124. started more than 3 clans?
  125. taken on another clan?
  126. ...by yourself?
  127. ...and won?
  128. played for a national team?
  129. ...and won?
  130. ...and beaten all comers?
  131. played against a national team?
  132. ...by yourself?
  133. ...and won?
  134. ...without cheating?
    135.  
    12. Do server admins and other players refer to you as: (PICK ONLY ONE)
  135. A complete newbie?
  136. An easy frag?
  137. A bit slow, but OK?
  138. Reasonable?
  139. Pretty slick?
  140. King fragger?
  141. The uber-god of all quake games?


    142. Game Over...